Basic B*tch Ramen Noodles

Ingredients:
Ramen noodles
Seasoning packet
Water from the tap

Instructions:
1. Pour two cups of liquefied ice into a pot.
2. Put the noodles and seasoning in with the liquefied ice.
3. Heat the contents of the pot to a rolling boil and allow to boil for two minutes.
4. Do some calisthenics or light stretching in your kitchen. Do NOT walk away from the stove because we both know you gonna get distracted and forget all about these noodles until they’re burnt to a crisp in the bottom of the pot you just ruined.
5. Turn off the burner – DO NOT FORGET THIS STEP.
6. Dump the contents of the pan into a bowl.
7. Eat with chopsticks (or a fork if you’re uncoordinated).
8. Contemplate the life choices you’ve made that have led to eating nothing but ramen noodles for a week.
9. Realize that poverty is not a personal problem. Your financial situation is not your fault (unless you blew all your money on new pots because you keep forgetting to turn off the burner).
10. Check to make sure you turned off the burner, you smart and beautiful thrifty b*itch ❤

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